All Ze Tings

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strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via officialfloprogressive)

— 3 months ago with 265446 notes

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

(via guy)

— 4 months ago with 120429 notes
vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(Source: cineraria, via guy)

— 4 months ago with 557888 notes

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 4 months ago with 596742 notes
"HEALTH TIP: when you’re about to sneeze be courteous and cover your mouth with the nearest anti-vaccination activist."
— 4 months ago with 23318 notes
adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

(via thereisalightthat-never-goes-out)

— 4 months ago with 103567 notes

vampire0f-sacramento:

masturbenders:

Pizza buns 

If my boss ever saw this I’d kill myself

(Source: funnyhahayeah, via thereisalightthat-never-goes-out)

— 4 months ago with 243366 notes