All Ze Tings

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maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

(via guy)

— 1 week ago with 106567 notes
vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(Source: cineraria, via guy)

— 1 week ago with 507507 notes

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 1 week ago with 520555 notes
"HEALTH TIP: when you’re about to sneeze be courteous and cover your mouth with the nearest anti-vaccination activist."
— 2 weeks ago with 17576 notes
adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

adorabaio:

this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen

(via thereisalightthat-never-goes-out)

— 3 weeks ago with 99208 notes

vampire0f-sacramento:

masturbenders:

Pizza buns 

If my boss ever saw this I’d kill myself

(Source: funnyhahayeah, via thereisalightthat-never-goes-out)

— 3 weeks ago with 219962 notes

emmalionbryan:

sixthrock:

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

their neighbors must be terrified.

*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*

IM DYING

(via guy)

— 3 weeks ago with 128123 notes